I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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