If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
There r osticjed everywhere
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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