i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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