nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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