its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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