You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
