But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize
