i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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