scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
