Christians are straight up FREAKS
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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