Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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