So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
