My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
