Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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