Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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