If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
