so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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