ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Randomize
