Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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