I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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