hell yes lets make some ravioli
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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