OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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