I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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