This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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