try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she looked like the before picture.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
my being single is dangerous.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
