Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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