You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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