are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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