i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize