My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
