So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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