Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
how does that bad decision feel?
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