i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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