dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
