will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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