so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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