Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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