But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Randomize
