Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he puts the penis in happiness.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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