In the future we'll all be gay
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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