like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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