I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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