The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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