I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
