Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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