The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
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