Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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