So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
