Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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