I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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