Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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