Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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