Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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