Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I don't think brook has ever known best
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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