We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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