I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
this will be a night to untag.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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